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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

digging straight down is counter-revolutionary gulag

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

That's why you dig gay up instead. screm3

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I thought heaven was supposed to be up, not down. bean-think

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are some nice lava beans!

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When beanis touches water it becomes obsbeanian.

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By making a hollow square out of obsbeanian you can make a beanther portal

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Kids these days don't even know about building a portal to the bean dimension.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

oh thanks i didn't know

check out my beanis veins

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

you've disturbed the bean kingdom, where the beans are from. not good.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

you found beans and diamonds, i think things went well for you this time