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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.

I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.

We are not the same.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

And I set myself on fire while talking to my shit about my emotions.

We are not the same.

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 44 points 11 months ago

... did it work?

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

YSK the channel ESOTERICA slaps. That is all.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Dr. Justin Sledge is a treasure and totally metal.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I'll check it out.

[–] Eol@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Me searching legal drugs when pot was outlawed completely.

Morning glory seeds and gasoline with a wiff of old-school whiteout before they made it non toxic.

First period math class... I'm ready.

/S

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Does it cure or cause depression?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how your humors are balanced

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

HahaHahahaHaha.

Whatcha thinking, doc?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago

Depends on whether you're successful.

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago