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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a gluttonous socialist stalin-comical-spoon

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Me when I get a third slice of pizza

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

volcel-judge I'm a wrathful socialist seeking to exert my rage on someone I'm expecting to show up here...

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I'm a... Garfield socialist. Y-yeah haha. I just like the cat garf-chan

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

One toothbwush pwease powercry-1

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for giving me a bit idea about The Lusty Argonian Socialist

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I didn't give you anything; it was inside you all along. I don't do much of anything at all blob-sleep

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wroth socialist gang rise up

Death to America

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Cashing out my Wroth IRA on the bourgeoisie fire

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm the 8th deadly sin; beanisocialist

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a greedy socialist, I just want to appropriate everyone’s grain and toothbrushes to take them for myself

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I think you mean a human nature socialist

[–] iArtemis@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Me when I learn that my nap was a revolutionary act young Michael Scott getting award