one of you has the chance to do something very funny
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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But who would trust them with any personal information
There are people on there actually defending this. ”Being an admin for a Reddit knockoff is a big deal actually, that's why we need to have as many qualifications as a real job”
I love how no one on the site knows each other well enough to appoint administration internally.
Meanwhile all hexbear users know each other and are capable of ranking each other on the piss to poop compass
A fucking background check LMAO! Also if you do meet all those requirements you have better things to do, like earn 150k a year for the same number of hours and use it to fund your Maoist Insurgency.
Feds trying to get some free work lol.
I wonder when we're gonna see the inevitable "ahhhh blocked instance members have been flooding us with fake applications ahhhh"
Applicants must be well versed in being a sex pest and successfully score INTJ on the Eagle Institute of Burger Freedom Rick & Morty personality quiz.
After all this talk from so many people about how state actors are trying to infiltrate Lemmy, suddenly they're coming out with the most attractive state actory position possible and people are shitting on people implying that state actors might want to look into it
I wanna know what kind of non fed goober would apply for this
a hexbear.net shitposter, mayhaps