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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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roses are red, violets are blue
parody has all been run through
I feel cold and internet porn is my blanket
told irony is dead, but I'm not anemic yet
owls and bears swarm around me
dirty as they may yet be.
Drug lords like Chapo are still on the net
now we have six sides, so far beyond that set
dullards may not recognize my brilliance
but you nerds cannot make consilience
my words are so noble and true
while thy beanis is feeble and through

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[โ€“] Vingst@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

beanis beanis, a wonderful art the more i eat, the more i fart

[โ€“] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

There was a young poster from hexbear

Um....