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[–] debounced@kbin.run 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago

Rust and Bust.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[–] widw@ani.social 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 39 points 1 year ago

I'm still down.

Thats so much better 😭

[–] rf_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[–] Areldyb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My shoes were already off.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] librejoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] 0x0@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

It's funny because it's true.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get the "take off your shoes" part. Is this a meme I have missed?

[–] b_van_b@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume it's because many people outside the USA are accustomed to taking off their shoes when entering a house or apartment.

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We take off our shoes here. At least I do. What kind of filthy animals want dirt on their floors?

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you watch American shows or movies, people always wear shoes in houses and even on sofas. I think the assumption originates from there.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

My (we're Russian) mom always said it was because true cowboys know that if you take them off a scorpion could crawl in, so better safe than sorry

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