this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Bring in... The comfy chair

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

no one does

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How long did it take Lea to write all that?

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Omfg I feel like an idiot now. Thank you

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

The funny thing is that in reality, they always gave 30 days' notice

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

“Fang, Cardinal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . p.221-230”