this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Bring in... The comfy chair

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

no one does

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How long did it take Lea to write all that?

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Omfg I feel like an idiot now. Thank you

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

The funny thing is that in reality, they always gave 30 days' notice

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Fang, Cardinal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . p.221-230”