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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NO NATURAL BEAR SPECIES DEVELOPED HEXAGONAL SHAPES

ursus-hexagonia

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

wake up sheeple hex = the shape of a honey comb

bears = like honey

hex bear = HONEY POT

STOP POSTING

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How is it thar an ai image generator doesnt have shapes programmed in. There are no hexagons in those images. In fact, I've never seen the results of an image prompted to make a simple 2d shape, can it do that?

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like that kind tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't have this conversation again.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You go about in pity for yourself.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a lot I could say right now, that I'm not gonna say.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me tell you a couple of tree things.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott, but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need a Sopranos community on Hexbear.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah we need a glorified crew. A thing of ours.

bears shouldn't have opinions on outdoor cats

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago