That was the moment of the debate for me. It all could've been argued OK he's old OK he's got a speech impediment but what the fuck is the big fentanyl machine they roll across the border supposed to fucking mean holy shit

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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Someone showed him an industry ad video for the sort of big sensor array things they install in some border checkpoints and he couldn't comprehend any of it apart from seeing a big thing moving and hearing someone claim it helps find hidden drug compartments.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those spice harvesters from dune but they're trying to suck up fentanyl

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somebody make this a reality and turn it into a hexbear emote.

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The idea... Number one, he who controls the spice c-- and by the way he doesn't control it, I do, my amministration got less spi-- got more spice from-- off the planet-- and--.....look......we beat the Landsraad.

The Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Funny, Fentanyl Machine is also what my cousin was nicknamed by his junior college frat

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Like a machine which detects fentanyl that rolls over (i.e. passes over/has roll through) items that come across the border. It made enough sense to me, it's not the machine that rolls across the border

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh so he's suggesting border TSA

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Yup, pretty much what KobaCumT or Lemmygradwontallowme say. I'm guessing it's an airport scanner but he couldn't explain it

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Rolling across the wastes of Texas on the hunt for fentanyl. The looming shadow of The Machine across the horizon.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Aren't they like security airport scanners? I think they're supposed to be bare minimum...

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Oh my God Veep predicted something again

https://www.tiktok.com/@rj_funny2x/video/7120214520567581994