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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Would we think farts are smelly

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[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Using my up my single-use dead cat post removal request to have this post removed.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

@mods please honour this request

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What if all the air was farts and we farted 'clean' air

Come visit New Jersey.

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait until all the permafrost has melted, and it WILL be mostly methane. But methanophilic bacteria farts will clear it up in a million or so years.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Join us as we explore this and much more on our new podcast, "Fart Smarts"

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Would the air be…immaculate?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Galarian Weezing moment.