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[–] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Literally why the phrase, “Any given Sunday” exists. This is a feature of the sport.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Third time. Baseball and basketball too.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That's actually fuckin awesome.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Possibly because all of our best players are in the NFL making millions of dollars.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Or the NCAA, last years Michigan team or the previous two UGA teams would likely smoke any International team

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

our

American detected on okmw >:(

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 years ago

Always cute how americans always bring this excuse whenever they lose. At the same time you always act like the winners of your national competitions are world champions. If you want to actual be world champion of something send your top athletes to international competitions instead of always losing and then acting like you didnt want to win in the first place lol

[–] ink@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Eyeshield 21 was a how-to manual.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They need to do what we do and invent a new sport every time the entire rest of the world becomes better at the last one. That is if any countries other than Canada and Japan adopt sports that are entirely based around having ad breaks and stats.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Football went out or get some smokes, but I’m sure it will come back home soon