It is happening again. Time is a flat circle.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
White Baffoon has been born 
did they spray him because people said he looked pale at the debate?
Absolutely. All cheesy and loam.
Where does your horseshoe theory bring you now, liberals? 
U
Orange men bad
Orange you glad I didn't say 
Orange you glad I didn't say "this is the most important election of our lives?"
Aw that woulda been better, i struggled with the punchline
Did he get a spray tan to defeat dementia
I suppose it's worth a try
Look, is there any body of science indicating that spray tanning DOESN'T cure dementia? No? Well Q.E.D.. nerd!
crunchy cheeto vs cheeto puffs 
Why does cheeto puffs look like a Fallout 3 character
"Hey, Smoothskin"
Since y’all keep saying Biden lost the debate, obviously the only lesson to take from the debate is for Biden to become more like Trump. And that starts with the cosmetics. Who said the Democrats are not capable of learning?
Now there are two existential threats? My existence can't handle all these threats.
Spray tan or color balance?
I was wrong! Totally a spray tan.
Biden seemed relaxed and confident, striking a clear and crisp tone and looking tanned and rested
The (presumably) white doorframe(?) on the left edge of the screen does tilt toward red tint-wise, so it could be a color balance issue. ~~Guess we'll need to see more pics tomorrow to confirm.~~
~~Though~~ his eyelids are notably paler in the image, ~~but that could just be JPEG-ness~~
They gave him the kpop white eye makeup to make him look more kawaii.
Giving it the Ganguro drip
What too much Sunny D does to a mf 
The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.
Plz edit you emojis so the two cheerios form a circle. Just gotta swap em
You are so fucking right it's disgusting
And yet you've done nothing
Fixed now comrade 
This is what clean UI looks like
Biden transitioning into Trump, colorized, circa July 1, 2024
Wow, he sure looks younger. Glad they developed a cure for old age. I feel like it was just yesterday he had both feet in the grave, and now he only has one.
Get away from the dang lathe Jack!
This design change is way too on the nose
Time is a DANG CHEETO
I have gazed into eternity. And when I did, something looked back.
Oranjoe Biden
Four more years!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.