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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

The world would be a more beautiful place, is what

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I can’t help but be disturbed by it after watching a Let’s Play of Amanda The Adventurer where it’s implied all the objects with eyes in the show are people Amanda has kidnapped and forced into such a hellish existence.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I’ve always wanted to put googly-eyes on a

drugsmeth pipe

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Probably look like the 400th season of Skibidi Toilet

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They... don't?!!

stalin-stressed MY MIND!!!

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

ikr - gonna have a lot of explaining to do for my desk, she's gonna be so confused

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

What if my shoe is a foot freak. I don't want to throw them away

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Did the toilet parts have eyes before being combined into a finished toilet? What critical mass of size or function is necessary for a thing to deserve eyes?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do eyes spontaneously appear and vanish as things are dis/assembled? Do sets of eyes indicate distinct consciousnesses, and what happens to each consciousness as its body parts are combined or separated?

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

The eyes sprout once the object is "complete", interpret that how you will.

It's been shown that items as small as Nintendo 64 cartridges can grow the eyes.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Military weapons would forever be questioning their existence, especially the ones being used on civilians.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

They wouldn't be objects

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I often think about this.

I think if I ever get around to making a cute little 3D indie game, I would explore these possibilities.