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[–] wombat@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They made contact with alien communists possadist-ufo

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The aliens saw the plight of the DPRK and the wisdom of Juche, and decided to only accept them into the galactic community

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Understandable angery

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, if communism is so great...how come there's not a communism 2? cereal1

North Korea: and COMMUNISM 2 cereal2

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

eggman-announcement North Korea says it will soon be making an important announcement: Yoon Suk Yeol's a bitch ass motherfucker.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DPRK announces a lineup of Switch games that makes the last direct look like crap. New F Zero. Good Star Fox. Metroid Dread 2, good Animal Crossing and then the grand reveal, a good Pokémon game. They don't respect IPs and they'll only be available there.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they made a good Kirby, I might need to defect

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What if they just unveiled Kirby. Like Kirby showed up from Pop Star and is here to support the struggle of the Korean People? Thatd be sick

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Turns out Good Kirby was just Kirby with the Juche copy ability all along

He had to absorb Eternal President Kim Il-Sung's body like a defeated mini boss, but the sacrifice was worth it.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

spray-bottle

Only the head is reanimated.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember when that whack Seth Rogan DPRK movie got allegedly hacked and leaked? What if that, but for something good?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lmao i remember everyone was up in arms about it and was scared DPRK would "retaliate" somehow.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

kim-cool starts WW3 and nukes the whitehouse because American treats are of such appalingly low quality

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago
[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Deltarune Chapter 3&4?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago
[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Communist Game Direct would be cool.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nintendo Direct voice

Ever wondered where the value of coins comes from? Mario sure does, in Superexploitation Mario, learn the capitalist money circuit as you manage the Toad Kingdom economy ... with a strategy RPG twist.

Launches on Proletendo Shift this Labour Day.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Adapted on "Das Kapital"...

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[–] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

They've recovered the development assets for Bouncer, including a full cab, and will be dumping the ROMs for MAME

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Dprk - sashatown alliance

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago
[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

war were declared