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[–] Null@pawb.social 40 points 1 year ago

Who runs Bartertown?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 year ago

Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.

Bonus to charisma.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Jesus, if you knew how many times my he's best friend's halfling fought from the back of my half orc NPC, well, I guess you'd not really be surprised, but maybe slightly amused?

They also did fastball specials.

It was cheesy as hell at times, but fun

[–] PrinzKasper@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

Centaurs: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Master Blaster

Two men enter, one man leaves

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?

[–] lemmy_at_em_00001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can just imagine how terrible that bottom bar slamming into your back would feel when a child is flailing around

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I envision after being tired of "standing" the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.

Ouchie.

[–] 8bitMage@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Not sure of intended purpose, but we used one for my son & my Hero & Baymax costumes one Halloween.

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ermm... Where can I buy it?

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Think you're looking for a "piggyback harness"

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the harness, or the halfling?

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Harness. Halfling I already got.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think so. Most people have heads. That crossbow will still need room to move.

Maybe it could work if the platform were raised 6 inches.

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also note that a mounted character can travel at twice the top travel speed for an hour. It doesn't specify anything about what creature they're mounted on. And with the right feats they could be helpful. Imagine a tank with a Mounted Combatant feat riding the squishy wizard and absorbing all the attacks against them.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You need the same amount of head shown in the picture to allow a crossbow to squeeze into this setup.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't this supposed to be a medieval style fantasy setting?

[–] EmpeRohr@sharkey.world 1 points 1 year ago

@MonkderDritte@feddit.de yes, but… there are some shenninangans