this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I am so mad at you for using the word karma like this

terrible post good job

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

rat-salute-2

I am here to serve the people. The people of badposting

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

excuse me but where is th emanager of hexbear, I believe he has my karma?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

The manager must be in Moscow doing evil tankie Putin's bidding and cozying up to Xi

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

oh man these lentils I made are pretty adequate, this is relevant because I'm eating them r/n

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

have you tried turning the posts off and back on again?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

The button is broken my b

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The admins of hexbear use the algorithm of more dog post = more downvotes. They're all under control from big cat.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This aggression will not stand. I am contacting the new to expose this to the public.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I am with you, fellow dog truther.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Did someone downvote Doctor Barney Barney Chopper? angery

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Oh oops ok one sec I'll fix it