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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 years ago

Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.

[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TIL sex work is illegal in the US

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

In the States

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I said what I said

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That is actually a thing and even legal in the U.S.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner

They help people with major sex-related problems and have literally prevented suicides.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

article from the Wikipedia footnotes with a success story involving a 30 year old virgin IT guy. might be interesting for the wider lemmy userbase (affectionate) https://www.salon.com/2003/10/08/virgin_6/

Hard to believe it's legal in the US though (even the regular therapist in the article didn't believe it initially).

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you have to like take a class or

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The link explains the process. And if you are severely disabled, it might be a way for you to have an experience that every adult that wants to should be able to experience at some point in their life with a consenting partner. That is an incredible psychological tool.

Sex work is already stigmatized enough, but this isn't even sex work where an adult simply wants to pay for sex. This is sex work combined with psychotherapy designed to aid in a patient who is having severe psychological problems due to mental or physical trauma or both.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

🎵 She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down!

  • Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And that's when you hear from the other seat, a voice say "quit your whining cuz it's bringing me down"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How dare you?! That's my therapist

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”

[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm amazed autocorrect didn't catch it

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

She's actually his wife.