Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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Honestly sounds like anon has a "weird" attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.
Where do you get this from?
From her questions.
And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.
It's 2023, everyone's autistic and proud of it apparently.
If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?
I'm thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.
That's because you're weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.
My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.
He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.
He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA
How do you think they could afford a pool?
the economy 20 years ago
Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.
Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.
The most base level of autism personified
Could have just been socal anxiety
I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).
I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."
Mum thinks you're a serial killer mate
the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment
Snaps Yes!
My man!
I hope this is a R&M reference.
It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other
Human music, I like it!
Plot twist — their dad is the dentist
seems like a perfectly normal conversation
This sounds like some AI generated story.
Edit: Grammar
Family is hard