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Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

[–] alottachairs@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

So brave, and such a miracle recovery from a totally complete death zero doctors were able to confirm!

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.