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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] shininghero@pawb.social 13 points 10 months ago

Fine, Oracle's cloud it is then.

[–] darvocet 12 points 10 months ago

Fine, I'll use GCP then.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.

[–] Rooki@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Here i will need 50$ for logging and 40$ for Github Security Scan in a nutshell

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

not even halfway to 100mil and I'm already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I buy a house?

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

For the last time, We're not increasing the budget !

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

Just be quick, or you may not have enough money.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

This genie must've read or watched Brewster's Millions.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won't take the whole month.

[–] pkill@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

someone else's computer*

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say "gib" over and over and over until it's all gone.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The hobbits are leaving to Isengard!

[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground