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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Strangely, Fatty McFelon, treasonous lying traitor and rapist, has photo evidence.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks quite a bit like a diaper that may or may not need changing

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

Orange FUPA

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Ha, and it surely isn't a penis, he has a tiny mushroom according to the porn star he paid off and fraudulently tried to hide

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Honestly who cares if he wears a diaper? Nothing wrong with that, he'd be a terrible person with or without it.

[–] Newstart@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know the Mossad will probably track and kill me for that upvote, but I couldn’t resist, so here is my upvote. PS I was never suicidal.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tragic accident it is then

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe 37 self-induced gunshots in the back of the head?

[–] wdx@feddit.org 1 points 9 months ago

Nah. That's ФСБs MO

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

“Crapped his pants on purpose” is a pretty good description for expanding Israeli settlements on occupied territory.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Bibi crapped Biden's pants to establish dominance

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln: “And I watched.”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

There's only one president in that picture with clean pants

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

That's antisemitic!

/s

[–] Digital_man@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago

This made my fucking day.

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nice and productive meeting.