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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just to clarify though, not a first date question.

More like third.

[–] metallic_z3r0 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You want to get their interest, but as this might be one of those deal breaker questions, you should get it out of the way early. There's no shame in breaking up from an incompatibility in attraction or sexual preference, but there should be some shame at sticking with it expecting another person to change for you.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend hates anal but likes to role play rape so it works out.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nope. That shit ain't pasteurized.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 16 points 2 years ago

Get yourself a girl with piping hot tiddies, folks.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I doubt that's a problem with human milk. We have to pasteurize animal milk because the bacteria that is symbiotic to them is very dangerous to us.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

because the dairy industry is tax subsidized & pays for propaganda commercials to make people think you need cow's milk as an adult

[–] lte678@feddit.de 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know a single person who consumes milk because they think they require it. They just like the taste of dairy products.

The subsidization is an issue imo, but I don't think people are as brainwashed regarding milk as you assume.

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My fart levels get dangerously low if I don't consume enough dairy.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

McDonald's can help with that...

[–] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

okay but on the other hand
have you tried ice cream???

[–] raptir@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago
[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

I love ice cream!...made from oat milk. Or soy milk.

[–] DrQuint@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...or because it tastes good.

[–] rubberducky182@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

and as we all know, taste justifies every kind of cruelty. /s

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I mean, I understand criticizing the dairy industry, but another big factor is that milk also taste good. Humans drank milk before it was industrialized.

[–] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This man is literally out here upset about milk, are y’all this bored

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

animal rights is when boredom

[–] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

We have a symbiotic relationship with Dairy Cows.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Now I'm going to eat you, little human.

HEY MARY, YOU WANT SOME HUMAN?

"I said fuck off, pervert!"

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Really curious why a bear?

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Because... Why not?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

A cow would be an altogether different comic

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Supermarkets aren't selling human milk, though. It's milk from an entirely different animal.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Yup. Human milk is for babies. Cows milk is for calves.

[–] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This comic makes no sense. The guy isn’t wearing pants.

[–] Chemical@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

I heard stuff about Baldur's Gate, maybe this is a reference?

Chill. He's wearing a medieval tunic.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hey men can wear dresses too.

[–] query@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm not a big fan of animal agriculture, but I don't get why milk is singled out, as if we don't consume the dead bodies of animals, bodies that weren't "meant for" anything other than sustaining itself.

And we've been doing it for thousands of years, selectively breeding and domesticating cows for the purpose. Humans drinking cow's milk is more natural than carrots being orange.

[–] ilikekeyboards@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Vegans should wake up a bit. I'm vegetarian. It was never about animal suffering. There are people suffering right now. For me it's about our survival. It's unsustainable.

8 billions of us having a carnivore diet will destroy the planet dot

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago

I think that meat and dairy are both unethical, but other animals do eat meat. AFAIK, humans are the only animal that drinks milk outside of their species. (Or drinks milk as an adult, for that matter!)

[–] dotslashme 6 points 2 years ago

This one always make me laugh.