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I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can't for the life of me remember why... She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything...

And of course my wife picked now to get divorced...

BC and AD are separate numbering schemes- so just because there is no year 0 defined doesn't mean you can't extrapolate - 0 AD is the same as 1 BC, and you'll have -1 AD which is equivalent to 2 BC and so forth...

I have a 2005 car, but I don't burn CDs. I plug my phone into a cassette adapter.

You are misusing "intrusive thoughts" much the same way people who like a clean house misuse "OCD". Intrusive thoughts are not something you'd be ok doing were it not for social pressures. Intrusive thoughts are things you don't want to think about, but pop into your head anyway, like steering your car into oncoming traffic, or punching your grandma.

Fruit of the poison tree...

And if they give you some bullshit about "exigent circumstances" to try to convince you to agree to something, just remember, if they met the criteria for exigent circumstances, they wouldn't be asking, they'd have already broken your window or door or otherwise removed your agency.

How do we know you're not an AI bot?

Sorry, I've been eating better for my health.

Fortunately I've been to a cardiologist recently and found my heart is fine. Still don't know what was wrong with me for several months, but it wasn't that.

"haha rape"

Rape is never funny. Unless it's a clown getting raped. And he squeaks with every thrust.

While this is true, I was still grossed out when my wife used to repeatedly borrow my toothbrush... Like yeah, we'd kiss and exchange many more bodily fluids, but it's not like we're scraping each other's teeth and digging between gums and teeth when we're kissing...