this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mine has no name other than my own.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

'tis not my name

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

That's a thing?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Was I supposed to do that?

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Would you look at that Nagini... That dude has a nameless penis ahahah

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh.. can anyone translate parcel?

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Normally I'd have your back with the translation but I can't understand the cockney accent OP is speaking with

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware

[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago

Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?

[–] beepbooprobot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

William, it's short for Willie

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”

The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 34 points 4 days ago

Do they? I've never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy's name. I've heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Am I going too far if I have an SSL certificate for my penis?

[–] KingTootsie@programming.dev 15 points 3 days ago

Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] zeet@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

...And don't call me Shirley

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I don't want a stranger making most of my decisions.

[–] LittleLordFauntleroy@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can't for the life of me remember why... She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything...

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago

I know they do it sometimes in media but I don't know - nor do I want to know - if it's common at all in real life.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 3 days ago
[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I thought that if anyone does, it's their partners. I don't know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don't really discuss dicks much with my friends

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I've two of them and I like being able to address them individually

[–] son_of_phil@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

We've been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.

[–] megabat@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Mr. Boopsie?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Women asked...