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So, when do we start? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by Amir@lemmy.ml to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 196 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fey with benefits

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 66 points 10 months ago

Fey is bae.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 116 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I wonder what those creatures that demand your first born do if you're a virgin forever. Or if you're gay. 🤔

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 111 points 10 months ago

Fae: GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN

Human, having unprotected sex with their gay partner for the 7th time that day: I'M TRYING

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Eat you alive mostly.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 104 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh that's easy, they secretly hook you up with someone really perfect for you, you have a great kid, and then the love of your life has a stroke and their personality does a 180°, tearing your whole dream family apart as the fey returns and offers to let you keep just one family member, and then you fail to realize the deal includes yourself and you've unwittingly sacrificed all your cognitive abilities and memories while your daughter's life gets ruined as she spends her best years taking care of her madman father with no hope for a better life.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know it's trite to say "calm down Satan", but, calm down Satan. You've captured the spirit of a Fae deal really well.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I got that dog in me

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's times like this that I'm glad it was my wife's left side of the brain that got nuked by her strokes, instead of the right.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

What a heartwarming story

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

What a heartwarming story

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago

I get to get VORED too?!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 10 months ago

Ya win some, ya lose some. No businessman has every deal go their way.

[–] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

According to my gf, they take your balls. Call it a feysectomy.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A tale as old as time itself: the "bard finds himself in the Baewild, and..."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago

"Careless Whisper" plays on pan flute

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I can say this "awakened" something in me because I was well aware of it but. Where is the rest of the story OP.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

I have a breeding kink and ...yeah, might have to add this to my rp prompts.