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[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thank you for making your life revolve around mine🥰

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Halt die Fresse, Bruder.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nåh, det var da ikke noget problem. Nu skal du bare lære at tale dansk, tak.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

And those who understand that this joke works in any base.

[–] static_motion@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

...and those who didn't expect a ternary joke!

[–] mhswtf@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's only 2 types of people, IDIOT!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well we know which type you are. 🤭

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

English as a Lingua Franca

I bet frenchies are so salty about it

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Italians (Latin) and Greeks were salty before them. And the Anglo-Saxons will be salty when Chinese, Indian or an African language becomes the new lingua franca. That's

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

That's what? Talk about a cliff hanger! 😳

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why would the lingua franca change again? No type of Chinese, Indian, nor any African language has even remotely the same spread as English does. I'd wager some proficiency in English exist in a sizeable part of the population in almost every country on earth, same can't be said for most other languages (if any).

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If history is anything to go by, the English speaking world runs into some trouble. Nothing much new comes out in English while somebody else becomes dominant in research and publishes in their language. That's getting picked up in academia and politics and if anyone wants to be up to date, they learn that language. The other language now starts to distribute their movies exposing more people who pick up that language and spreading from there.

Sure, that can take a few generations. It's not like everybody just decided to switch right now

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

The thing is, we can't exactly go by history since we've never been as interconnected as we are now. Intercontinental travel could potentially be seen as "just" a huge step up in transportation compared to the past but the internet has fundamentally changed how we communicate. When it comes to technology and science, English is the de facto standard and it's gonna take something pretty huge to disrupt that.

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Erm. English is the world language. In science and all international bodies. Why wouldn't we use English to communicate with people from other countries when not at least one person speaks the native language of the other (yes, that happens, and then we don't speak English)?

[–] June@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

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[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

[–] nearjsss@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago

Gringo momento xd

[–] vsis@feddit.cl 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

[–] notenoughbutter@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

atleast we don't say could of and would of

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[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmonade@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language 😁

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Sure. But I call it American!

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

[–] GentooPhysicist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Op Reddit zit het vol met Nederlanders, dus ik zou wel peizen dat er redelijk veel mee gemigreerd zijn naar Lemmy.

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[–] cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dutch, the language that sounds like a mix of german, english and swedish combined. Well at least when I read it.

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[–] WeebLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

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[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] norav@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

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[–] notenoughbutter@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

literally?

yaha pe kisine Hindi me abhi tak nhi likha?

lagta h Lemmy pe Indians km h

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[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago

siempre hay un chileno

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