Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all
Chill, he's still in development.
Personally i'm an early access male
i'm the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)
new term for when kids reach an age where they won't immediately die if left alone
I'm an invite-only access male. π
While being visibly under 5'6"
Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?
I love you can tell by their faces, "his boys" look so tired and disinterested in his shit lol
Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr
am i doing it right
"We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable."
Also them: fuck cancel culture
Who is the potato in the grey jacket?
Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"
Dude has alphaβd his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.
Explain to me how any of these dorks are "alpha males."
Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.
So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.
But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.
I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.
An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.
Seriously, I've seen these guys even back when I was in college. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and with poor fashion sense.
I guess all the other guys in the photo are the betas? There can only be one alpha, or so our poorly-researched understanding of pack animals goes.
Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The 'beta' guys are just paid by the 'alpha' guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.
Why is he wearing a mini-dress that looks like a men's jacket?
He looks like scully in the 90ies
What a bunch of losers lol
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
The movie theater wins either way.
At this point, this is kbinβs signature βfeatureβ.
Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.
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Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about
I donβt understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.
It's pretty impressive how they've managed to go through the Ken Mojo Dojo Casa House arc without even seeing the movie.
Oh, I didn't know I had to be AlPhA to not see the barbie movie, I was just sitting here not watching it because I'm not the intended audience.
My daughter and my wife did go to see it, my daughter liked it, wife was indifferent. And that's OK, not every movie needs to cater to every person.
You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.
I had to figure out what a douche I was on my own.
I thought I had done that as well. Turns out I'd missed a couple spots.
I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.
I usually can't sit still long enough for a movie, either.
Where's the alpha?