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It's finally time for Bert (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee
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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For the younger folks who missed it, the text is an Airplane! (1980) reference, which itself was a parody of Zero Hour! (1957).

[–] genuineparts 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am serious...

[–] problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT K- oops, just read your username, sorry.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh stewardess, I speak jive

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that Rick Moranis?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It is. Rick Moranis is a hero, love that man.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Isn't this the guy who shrunk his kids?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's the keymaster.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No he's the hero who saved the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane from burning down by pissing all over it after drinking an entire vat of beer.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Are y'all sure? He looks like Vinz Clortho to me.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy from hit TV show The Gatekeeper.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He also blew up the baby.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And owned a talking plant.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

And ordered the ship to Ludicrous Speed.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Can't have been a good week to quit sniffing glue.

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’ll all have to be taken to hospital

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hospital? What is it?

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It’s a big building where they treat sick people - but that’s not important right now.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Captain, how soon can you land?