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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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or maybe eX-twitter

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

How about we ghost it until it becomes irrelevant instead.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How about just STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

[–] sour@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No need to be sour about it.

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[–] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Call it nothing and let it die

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I've been calling it Xitter. The X is pronounced "sh."

[–] SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like the sass, but do people know what you’re talking about in spoken conversation?

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You think the people posting snarky shit on the internet are engaging in spoken conversation with other humans? I promise we're not.

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[–] MyUnclesSecret@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Could just stop talking about it all together.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago

Why don’t we just stop talking about it altogether.

[–] lwuy9v5@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I feel like it'll piss off the shitbag more if no one calls it X, so, that's what I'm going with

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like Xitter. Kinda like shitter if you pretend it's like a Chinese x sound

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

brb posting a Xeet real quick.

[–] Hardeehar@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago

Play it cool. Nobody's going to know you're a time traveling Roman

"Hey guys, did you see what's trending on 10?"

[–] kubok@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

I'll just keep referring it to as Twitter if I ever need to talk about it.

[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

...or - hear me out here - we all just stop using that asswipe's platform?!?

Crazy, I know!

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] books@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yup.

What the fuck is the point of everyone mentions that it was "formerly twitter".

[–] acutfjg@feddit.nl 19 points 2 years ago

Just call it Twitter since Elon doesn't believe in calling people by their names

[–] Decimit@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

It’s twitter and always will be twitter until dick bag fully runs it into the ground.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I prefer Xitter, but to make it more apparent what the pronunciation is I spell it out more phonetically as "shitter".

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I just don’t talk about the name change, pretty similar to how I’ve barely given twitter notice for the past decade

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago

The ~~artist formerly known as Prince~~ platform formerly known as Twitter.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Who wouldn't know what you were talking about if you just called it Twitter?

Don't cater to the whims of billionaires. Not even a little.

[–] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, I just still call it Twitter. Probably will until the end of it.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 5 points 2 years ago

Which hopefully comes soon

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

I'm cool with just never calling it.

[–] jadegear@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Keep calling it Twitter but add @Deprecated so future users know to avoid it?

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I think we should call it "Ten".

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah I think twitter is fine. Plus it might drive the rat king out of his marbles.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Playing into it and calling it X does actually reduce the effectiveness of twitter's branding. Just call it X, let people be confused, and let that kill the fun so they will just move on already.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Anything is fine as long as we call tweets xcrements

[–] DoruDoLasu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

𝕏 sounds stupid so I say it, its old brand was something it currently does not deserve

imagine being an 𝕏 user 𝕏ing on their 𝕏 and re𝕏ing other people's 𝕏es

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[–] Licherally@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] sheilzy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, it still is Twitter. That's the URL that people use to access the site. Tbh I have no idea if Musk actually went through the effort of changing the company name in the business licensing or other company paperwork. Just the logo and header seem to say X. But I agree, I'm getting so annoyed with journalists calling it "the site formerly known as Twitter." so dumb.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They are probably doing it for SEO.

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[–] Maho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you're so keen on renaming twitter then maybe don't make fun of Elon wanting to do the same.

It's twitter. Always has been.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

or just leave that shit hole platform and stop talking about it

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m still sticking with calling it “Y”

[–] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Y" is already taken, by something called an "existential crisis"

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[–] tabular@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or twitter, for short

[–] roembol@lemmy.roembol.nl 4 points 2 years ago
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Just call it X. If nobody understands what you are talking about, consider it a positive.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I call it: "The thing formerly known as twitter".

It's short and concise, without using the actual stupid name, meaning not advertising "The thing formerly known as twitter".

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Techdirt agrees with you

[–] Thetomman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I think x works if you think of it as short for excrement

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