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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 94 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Rewrite it in rust. Now get a lifetime of problems

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

just started out rust and made a massive thing with sqlx only to find out the latest versions don't have mssql support anymore and the last version that did doesn't support decoding DateTime<Utc> 😭😭😭

had to rewrite the whole thing again with Tiberius, painful yet educational

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Sadly sqlx seems to have gone semi-proprietary with their MSQL driver. Personally never understood the appeal of mssql when there's Postgres and SQLite, but hey, it does work.

I've started using welds as my new ORM of choice as SeaORM and Diesel is just not a friendly experience, and supports Mssql OOB. So it's nice there's still options for it.

[–] Cian@hispagatos.space 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

@bappity @RustyNova I was stuck on the same thing, there's no way to make it compatible? How do you handle dates?

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No idea for Tiberius, but for SQLite I'm stuck with converting to timestamp and back. Ugly but works

P.S. add a getter to your data struct and you can be "seamless"

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I switched to using tiberius

bit different but not too hard don't have my code on hand atm but this is how I started with it

    let mut config = Config::new();
    config.host("your_server_name");
    config.database("your_database_name");
    config.authentication(tiberius::AuthMethod::sql_server("your_username", "your_password"));
    config.trust_cert();

    let tcp = TcpStream::connect(config.get_addr()).await?;
    tcp.set_nodelay(true)?;
    
    let mut client = Client::connect(config, tcp.compat_write()).await?;

then I did something along the lines of

fn main() {
        let stream = client.query(&query, &[]).await?;
        let rows = stream.into_first_result().await?;

        let db_data: Vec<MyObject> = rows.into_iter().map(mapping_function_i_made_for_myobject).collect();
}

fn mapping_function_i_made_for_myobject(row: Row) -> MyObject {
    MyObject {
        my_date_field: row.get::<NaiveDateTime, _>("my_date_field").map(|dt| Local.from_local_datetime(&dt).unwrap()),
    }
}

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

And some people get “bored” in life smh

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 78 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So this has bothered me since I was a teenager.

In Empire Strikes Back, Yoda talked like this: "Put the cart before the horse, I have." And he mostly did it while he was pretending to be a dingus early on to test Luke's patience. Some actual movie quotes: "I cannot teach him. The boy has not patience." "No. Do, or do not. There is no try." "Judge me by my size, do you?"

In the prequel trilogy, it's like Lucas bought into the meme that Yoda talks funny, so all of a sudden Yoda talks like this "Before the horse, the cart, I have put." "Around the survivors, a perimeter, create!"

Anyway.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

Yeah, Yoda became a parody of his character in ESB.

In ESB he comes across as someone that's speaking in a second language. Sometimes he mixes up the grammar, especially when emotional and trying to speak quickly, but when he's more relaxed and speaking slowly (or saying something simple) he usually gets it right.

In other portrayals it feels more like he's got brain damage.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How do you get that order with only two threads?

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The joke does not specify the number of threads the programmer used, only the number of problems he now has

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's incrementing the problem counter in different threads

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

I prefer the multi thread problems that can be solved using queues.