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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*pulls out guitar

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

John: *eats bread with mayo*
Jesus: *blushes*

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago

John, the disciple whom Jesus loved...

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time i think of this song I'm reminded how funny it was to me to hear the radio edited version of this song which removed all references to suicide which if you recall the song was most of it.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sooo... It was just the instrumental version?

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol pretty much. Let me see if i can remember how it went:

Cut my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

---------, no breathing

Don't give a ----- if I ----- -----



Do you even care if I die bleeding?

Would it be wrong, would it be right

If I took -- ---- ------------?

Chances are that I might

Mutilation out of sight

And I'm ----------------- -------.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

*kicks me in the chest

And this is Sparta

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ahh the title spoiled the punchline