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Buy (infosec.pub)

submitted 8 months ago by squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/blahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 8 months ago

You were born to consume blahaj

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if I sold my soul for something else?

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sell something else

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What if that something else was a cheeseburger and I already ate it?

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Sell a kidney and buy Blahaj.

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Well great, now I want a cheeseburger

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Looking for a buyer for my soul

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

I am sorry, I cannot buy your soul, I have to buy Blahaj.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm in

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hab schon drei. Brauche ich noch mehr?

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Man hat nie genug Blåhaj

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fang einfach am Start an und finde es raus.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Problem ist: Ich habe kein Geld, aber einen Job. Und die bezahlen. Aber erst in zehn Tagen (hoffentlich endlich mal).

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do you have money? -> No -> Steal blahaj.