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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

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[–] Skyler@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I don't know when this place was built but, this exact theme is literally in Fallout 76. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don't go stir crazy.

[–] some_guy@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don’t know when Fallout 76 was written but, this exact theme is literally in Blast From the Past. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don’t go stir crazy.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fallout 76 is a video game from 2018, and certainly got its idea from Blast From the Past.

Kids these days just don't know that gem of a movie exists.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy cow. Memory unlocked. I 'member now.

[–] averyfalken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Was built in the 70s

[–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's fucking hideous i love it

[–] sab@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

A luxury bunker is so wonderfully late stage capitalism.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That movie is a gem, watched it last a year ago with my brother.

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You need ways to exercise in the apocalypse

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It’s a “support beam” /s

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

"Supported my daughter all the way to college."

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That timeless Vegas casino aesthetic

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 2 years ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine having the whole world to survive the apocalypse and choosing Vegas

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Someone played too much Fallout New Vegas.

(it isn’t possible to play too much FO:NV. That game is a masterpiece)

[–] norbert@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gotta be someone who lived/worked in the area and wanted a hidey-hole. You could wait out the initial chaos for however long it took (1 year? 5? 10?) before you came out and headed to your second, longer term spot up the Rocky mountains or whatever. When you have the money for a $5m bunker it just all becomes logistics of prepping and storage.

After TEOTWAWKI Vegas will probably empty out pretty quick without power or irrigation, it might be a nice safe spot to ride it out if you're prepared for it.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“4 Attached garage spaces”

? The rest I get… but attached 4 car garage… underground?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

There's a whole house above ground that this is built under.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago

It connects to the post apocalyptic tunnel transportation network

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 6 points 2 years ago

That hardwood spot would be brilliant to practice on! We built a small stage in our basement when I was still dancing

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does the wall on right side look like an old Burger King?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Because it's a older ranch style home underground. Think blast from the past.

[–] pizza-bagel@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

That rock grill has 1994 Flintstones vibes and I am here for it. Put it in my house

[–] PostalDude@exploding-heads.com 5 points 2 years ago

Taking hotline Miami to the next level

[–] Hank@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you hope for a nuclear winter.

[–] gk99@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 4 points 2 years ago

*I’m totally not bookmarking this address for future reference * 😉 for if ever the apocalypse happens

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

"Liminal Fuck"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

omg, that's an actual picture from the listing! Too funny.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom

[–] winston@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I would honestly just live in the underground area. Seems real peaceful 😊

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Only six mil? In Las Vegas? Yeah that shit's getting cut into with oxyacetalyne torches on day 0.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Makes me want to grill. grillman

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Is this a camp from fo76?