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[–] Ajel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

from Porno for Pyros 'Pets' song the lyric is 'We'll make great pets'

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Corrected, thanks

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

'What a nice blouse you have on there'

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your mother was right

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"did you slap fletcher reed today?"

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