Marry her!
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They say dress for the job you want...
Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?
Wife
Let her conquer me.
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
We going to Medieval Times!
Badass.
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
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She can slay my dragon any time.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
DEUS VULT