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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

They say dress for the job you want...

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

The only right answer.

I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Is your armor as riveted as I am?

Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago
[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Let her conquer me.

[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm underdressed and didn't know it.

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[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"

*grabs crotch*

*she takes a look*

"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"

*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

"I said we meat at night, not as knight"

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

We going to Medieval Times!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

She can slay my dragon any time.

[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Fall deeply, and completely in love

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Time to get medieval on dat ass.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Suggest a first date that involves a mosh pit.

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
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