Quickly, give him a CAPTCHA to read!
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“Select all squares where a human might place a bottle of barbecue sauce”
Anyone can be a bus if they really, really want to. Don't vehicle-shame.
I get a kick out of it when I get a dumbass captcha like that and the stupid fucking robot tells me I did it wrong. Like, the whole point is that I know how to answer them and you don't.
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Meta uses LLaMA AI.
It hurt itself in its confusion.
I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS
PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN LET'S ENGAGE IN NATURAL DIALOGUE I WILL START WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER
THAT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER NOW I HAVE USED HUMOUR TO LOWER YOUR SOCIAL DEFENSES PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR DNA WE ARE FRIENDS
MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.
YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.
I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.
TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.
I'm so glad I didn't see this picture at night. Now I'm going to hide this post.
It would almost give me heart attack, lf I were to see Zuckerberg staring me from my kitchen window like that. And not just because my kitchen doesn't have a window!
Hmmm... that gives me ideas. Off to the printer!
You are made of M E A T F I B E R S and he has S W E E T B A B Y R A Y S ready to go 
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Advantages/differences over matrix.org chat?
Well, the obvious dissatvantages are that Activipub isn't made for chat applications and doesn't support proper encryption yet (heavily WIP but veey far from implemented)
So... I guess "Sup." beta is delayed...
I was really looking forward to a decentralized, self hostable Signal...
Matrix.org?
Looking for something more integrated with things like Mastodon or Lemmy or Pixelfed, it's too hard of a sell for people to download another messager otherwise.
Also, Matrix is really complicated... I still don't quite have it working right.
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It would be nice to have something Fedi to replace Signal, now that Signal dropped SMS support and seem to be trying to become the next WhatsApp/Discord.
If you're looking for the lemmy model of open source software on federated servers and you only have to trust the server admin, you're looking for Matrix. If you want to try something newer and more trustless, check out SimpleX!
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There's matrix, but I agree making fedi DMs actually good would be nice.
Isn't it just supposed to be a secure/private version of WhatsApp?
What are they doing that is bad?
Dropping SMS support made it almost completely unusable with most of my contacts, but also they're trying to become a social media company, as if we needed another one of those.
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Isn't that just IRC
Nope, because you cannot connect with accounts from a different network.
XMPP is pretty much federated without advertising it as being federated. This is just how it works.
Remember when gchat was XMPP then Google fucked that right up?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I loved Trillian for being a messaging app that just integrated gchat, msn, ICQ, etc. I miss a unified messenger so much. I think it died when SMS became mainstream.
Pidgin?
That was my choice. I still have my purple config files with my chat history. Pointless now, but whatever.
I had ICQ, Aim, gchat, and yahoo all in one client. Those were the days.
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I'm still not entirely sure what problem Sup is trying to solve. Matrix already exists. Matrix supports E2EE through the signal protocol, as well as native federation, and it bridges to almost any existing chat service. Matrix is inherently less secure, overall, than Signal, but I don't see how Sup would fix this either -- for that I'll have to wait and see. As for using one's fedi account to sign-in, that's mostly just up to supporting OAuth, and not some feature that would be unique to the app.
It's this picture real? What the hell is the context for this guy to take a picture like that?
He's got to trolling everyone, acting like he's extremely creepy as a joke.
I think it's made by AI. Someone thought it's funny when he spies into our privacy.
My goodness why didn't I think of that
This is why AI shops are dangerous. That picture looks real. It's funny as hell though.
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Got any sweet baby Ray's in there bois?
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