This is from the alternate universe where the catholic church had to pay for all the evil shit they've done. So the pope had to take a job as the stay puffed marshmallow man mascot to make ends meet.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Or he's in gulag, going to chop some trees in taiga.

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So glad it's not just me who can't tell the difference between older white dudes.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They all look the same it's true.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can confirm, every older white dude is actually the same person using secret alien technology discovered by the US military (unfortunately leaked in the recent hearings)

fbi

[–] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Putin fighting for Eastern Orthodoxy and upholding the Great Schism.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

More and more people are saying this.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Who knew Jonathan Pryce was the leader of Wagner PMC?

Wait, does this mean Pope John Pryce 1 died and they're hiding that, or that he only pretended to die?