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These Ho-tatoes... (infosec.pub)
submitted 6 months ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
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[alt text:Text that says, "Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S". Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]

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[–] gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pockets

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.

They ain't cute, but you'll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.

[–] renard_roux@beehaw.org 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was 'ponies'; yours is better.

Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day ...

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

My mind first went "pussy?" And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's not the size that matters, it's your cooking.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

pspspspspspsps

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait, sorry, that's cats.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Meow, baby

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What's the difference?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 6 months ago

Species.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 9 points 6 months ago

Pumpkin spices!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 6 months ago

Filthy hobbitses.

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 3 points 6 months ago

Presents? Oh no, duh, portapotties!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

https://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Pshawn Astins

[–] primscha@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago

Puppies. I love puppies.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Pesos ?