Jokes and Humor

[alt text: a two panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor is talking to a patient, and the patient is holding her head. The doctor is saying, "Does it hurt?", and the woman is replying, "Yes...". In the second panel, the doctor is replying, "Keep your cat inside or I'll punch you again". ]

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A two-panel cartoon humorously shows "the talk" across generations.

The top panel shows parents giving their child the traditional "when two people love each other very much..." talk.

The bottom panel reverses this, showing the grown child giving their parents "the talk" about "when someone calls and says they're from Microsoft Tech Support."

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Neighbourhood watch vigilantes in paramilitary gear on the sidewalk making a citizens arrest of a balaclava clad man. There is a tiny community street library next to them.

One of them on a walkie-talkie says: "Janet? We got him. The guy who takes best selling novels and leaves behind textbooks from 1978"

Realizing that not every moment in life will be deep, or meaningful, or vibrating with energy that would give him the fulfillment that he'd always hoped for, Todd unloaded the dishwasher.

So he could wear a uni-form

Found this in a tourist magazine. Oh the things you can trademark

[alt text: a two-panel comic meme. The first panel is a photo of Jaden Smith, who is wearing a strange helmet that is shaped like a house, with his face poking out of a cutout where the front door of the house would be. The second panel is a photo of Will Smith from 2022 Academy Awards show, where he is shouting at Chris Rock on stage. The caption on this second panel says,"Keep my son's head out your fuckin' house!"]

cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/18172576

A hilarious video explaining how not to look like a Not-So nice guy if you're giving a speech to many people!

[alt text: A WW2 propaganda poster that has been edited. The poster depicts a 1940s American man driving a car, and a ghost of Hitler is in the passenger seat. The text on the poster says: "When you ride TESLA you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation TODAY!"]

[alt text: a text-and-image meme. The text says: "When you're in the pit and you stop a hardcore kid from spin kicking you in the face". The image is a photo of two men facing each other. One man is older and muscular, and the other is younger and skinnier. Both men seem to be naked in a shower, and the younger man's leg is raised up such that his foot is up against the wall of the shower, next to the older man's head. The older man is holding the younger man's raised leg with his muscular arm. Upon further inspection, the photo seems to be a cropped frame from a gay male pornographic film.]

[alt text: Text above a photo of Santa Claus looking at a long paper list. The text says: "Me: 'What list am I on Santa?'. (Santa: ) 'Well, I've been looking at the memes you've been posting... so probably DHS, NSA, and the FBI?..."]

[alt text: a text and image meme. The image is a medieval or Renaissance illustration, which depicts a woman being awoken from sleep by a gang of black cats. One large, human-sized cat is walking on the waking woman, and the other cats are in a circle around the woman and holding lit torches. The text above the image says, "AWAKEN WENCH! Though is hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble chalice is once again visible."]

[alt text: A stock photo where the camera is peering into a window from the outside, and inside the building, a small group is eating pizza. From the angle of the photo, most of the group's faces are not visible, except for one man. This one man is bending forward to grab a slice of pizza with his whole palm, and he is staring directly into the eyes of another man at the table and smiling with a sinister expression. Below this photo is another photo, which is a copy of the previous photo but zoomed in on this man's face. There is a caption added to the second photo, which says: "It's burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it".]

[alt text: a text post by @kelpiesi.bsky.social on Bluesky. The text says: "During a re-watch of the Return of the Jedi a friend cheered when the Emperor died. Needless to say, I was shocked and reminded him that the Emperor was a human being with a granddaughter."]

[alt text: three images side-by-side. The first image on the left is the infamous photo of Elon Musk in a bathing suit, which shows that his torso has unusually sharp angles. The second image (in the middle) is a sketch of this photo, which exaggerates the size of and sharp angles of Musk's torso while shrinking the size of his head and legs. In this sketch, Musk's body somewhat resembles the shape of the Tesla Cybertruck. The third and final image on the right is another sketch of Musk's torso, which is a cutaway of the previous sketch. The cutaway reveals that in this sketch, Musk's body is a robot being piloted by a much smaller, infantile body, with the head of this smaller body sticking out of the top and serving as the head of the robot body. The Tesla logo is shown in the bottom right corner of this image, but the word "Tesla" has been replaced by the word "Torso", still in the same font as the Tesla logo.]