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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like walking away very quickly on my many penised hands.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Still less frightening than the toaster.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Perfect.
Just imagine actually having such a battlestation.
Epic.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 31 points 6 months ago
[–] Hamknight@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Are you typing your response with.... tiny penises! How disgusting these lobotomites.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 months ago

L O B O T O M I T E

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 19 points 6 months ago

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
[–] essell@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

Got any grape mentats?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

someone already made the FNV reference so...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Does she live in the Big Empty/MT?

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Dr Borus? Is that you?

From Old World Blues in case you're wondering.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 6 months ago

“Hate my setup”

Don’t mind if I do. My neck hurts for some reason, though.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

10/10 Lexx'iness

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Got your nose!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Needs a big ol' joystick under the table.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

MADARAME.... I'll steal your treasure!

Tap for spoilerPersona 5 / Royal reference

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

LIVE A LIVE

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago