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this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

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[–] Tiptopit@feddit.org 65 points 6 months ago (5 children)

As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 months ago

yes. just say 7:1

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

it's easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it's easier to piss off a German

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Has he managed to piss you off?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Way too easy to piss off a German"

7x1

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

they got some very hot ice over there don't they?

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

I laughed when I read "Brazilian colony"

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

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[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 10 points 6 months ago

Great map 👍

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 5 points 6 months ago

We are honoured.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

spoiler didn't work for me. I'm on Voyager (mobile) if it matters. Here's how a spoiler works for me:

AAAAA A TITLE HERE PANIC

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I have a feeling these might be connected

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No, there's a big ass ocean in between.

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[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

They are by the same person

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

i don't know what you're talking about

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

[–] lowdude@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Part of it has got a fucking biome update and now we have water biomes too.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Unify Ireland"

I was born on a Dublin street…

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[–] Nikko882@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map

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[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 9 points 6 months ago

What do you mean "too easy to piss off a German", do you want trouble? I'll give you some you lousy ... samba dancer.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 6 points 6 months ago

11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can't wait for you to do Asia

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[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Divorced but still friends

You probably didn't checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Doctor Who

As Sylvester McCoy said: "The Doctor's not from Gallifrey but from Galloway"

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Sinking 😂

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Please never show that to a Breton 😅.

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is amazing :)

Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Calling the south of France useless…

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[–] Heku@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago
[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

as a german I can assure

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. 🥖😡🍷

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I mean, we do have a lot of different bread, so that part checks out

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