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[–] electric@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm siding with the corporation on this one.

Class traitor /s

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What X2. Who prefers their chicken without skin?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

me? everyone else!?

[–] molten@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

I'm going to rip both your legs off and leave you to rot in the cold

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I'ma eat this chick out.

Not sure why I would talk to a rotisserie chicken though

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

I want you inside me?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Boston markets looks like lips with a leather bite strap in them

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Right idea, wrong orifice

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 16 points 5 months ago

Now, that's some nice breast

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Your remains will make an excellent soup broth

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I wish those guys had stuffed your cavity.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I keep bringing you home because you're cheap but I'm never really satisfied.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Im gonna enjoy nomming you :3

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

You taste so good, I love it when your juice runs down my chin

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Now that you're old you smell funny and I don't want to be around you

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

I'ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

You're delicious

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So we’re doing random again huh

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 37 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Random or guro, take your pick

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

Wendy's would get it

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Some people prefer visible men.