this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love that the photo is grainy, as if there's so much radiation in the air that he can't get a clear picture of it.

[–] SkidFace@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s a funny detail :D

butttttt americium-241 from smoke detectors are primarily alpha emitters, so the air, the sludge itself, and the camera lens would shield the camera’s sensors from being noticeably exposed :3

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

However, an exposed camera sensor and a bit of americium is an interesting way to create a decent random number generator.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So this is... The Deadpool?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

maybe but I'd think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin...

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile in Germany, you can't clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Faith in humanity restored

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I'm going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.

That's how this works right?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Ich bin stolz auf sie

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That guy transcended the scouts program

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago
[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t I just see this yesterday

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

Maybe you need 350 carbon monoxide alarms!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

This was posted yesterday. If you're gonna repost don't do it 15 hours later.