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NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Bloodyashes@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Translation: don't get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck 'em kindly

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

*her gently

[–] getynge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"I'd like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they're good people"