I work for a church. Internally, the staff refer to the December 23rd service as "Christmas Adam" because Adam came before Eve. They think it's hilarious... and I put up with it.
this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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That is legitimately clever
What about christmas Lilith?
They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.
She arrives if and when she pleases
We did Chistmas Eve Eve, because my wife has to get up at 5:30 AM on Christmas eve and work until noon before we drive 120 miles to see famlly...
It Christmas Ayve, then Christmas Eve, then Christmas ive, ove, and uuve.
🎶I like to eve eve eve
Christmas and New Year's Day🎵
And on this Christmas Eve Eve, just what the fuck is wrong with that?
Or as we call it in Norwegian:
- Teensy tiny Christmas Eve
- Little Christmas Eve
- Christmas Eve. Or just Christmas!
- The first Christmas-day, or recovery day
In Finnish we just legit have a word for eve's eve (aatonaatto), although it's usually only used at Christmas.
I feel personally attacked
Tibb's Eve is what we call it here.
Always love seeing Newfoundland pop up on Lemmy.
I see Newfoundland, I upvote.
Article is savage. Oof
Around here we call it Festivus.
newsthump has no jolly spirit confirmed?
Meh. Let people have their joy.
As we all know, the proper term for it is Christmas Christmas Eve