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Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?
Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?
Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?
Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?
WIN
Gnome with no bone?
Dilf on a disk?
A Spright with a bud Light.
Win the Election with no erection.
Yo, is this in Historical Ellicott City?
These are all good. gotta up my game.
A Bear in a lair.
Santa drinking a Fanta.
Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.
Thor in a store?
Cover the belly with green jelly
Be proud but use a shroud.
The smock should cover the
Use a toga to cover the boba.