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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The highlight of the article is:

“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 4 points 9 months ago

That was really good

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Oh people are gonna know the gender of my snowMAN!

[–] kbal@fedia.io 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").