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[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don't.

When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It's almost surreal to see the difference, love it.

Don't ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy. A man is basically saying, "Be pretty for my amusement."

Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it's a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that's more genuine. You can't force genuine.

[โ€“] JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

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[โ€“] don@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

โ€œYou should talk less.โ€

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Turn that frown upside-down!

[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 5 months ago

I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Farting in a jerk's face would certainly make me smile.

[โ€“] JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Manufacture your own joy ๐Ÿ˜Š