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[–] crossdl@leminal.space 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Funny, I'm actually more inclined to do it now.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe's. Don't do it at your neighborhood garden center.

[–] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why? It's not like you're costing the shop money by taking trash off the floor. If anything you're more likely to spend money at the shop you do it at for supplies and such.

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[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Heck yeah I would! Oh look, here's a nice one. I think I'll put it next to the car I downloaded

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

I fully support this sign. I think I'll print up a few dozen copies, and post them at every garden center in the area.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes I would! A weed plant!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

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